My LA Life

December 30, 2008

Don’t drive on the 10 East in the morning….(LA TIMES)

Filed under: cars, news — MT @ 3:41 am

“To the driver of license plate 5WS—-:”I saw you the other day on the 10 East, sir. I was behind you for close to five minutes wondering why on earth you weren’t keeping up with traffic, why your brake lights kept coming on, and why you didn’t flinch when half a dozen people cut you off. It was when you swerved just a bit to the left, and then just a bit to the right that I became worried enough to pass, but the true horror of the situation didn’t set in until I began making my way around you.

“You see, you were reading the Wall Street Journal…….

Please, put down the paper . . . for the sake of every commuter on the 10 East.”
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